Whether lead characters or sidekicks, a few of these mechanical wonders have demonstrated abilities that go beyond lightening-fast calculations and superhuman strength. Certain traits and the way they interact with humans indicate an aptitude for intimate, long-term relationships (and as we all know, the very nature of their construction ensures they’ll be around for a very long time).
Robots and androids are quite intelligent, you know. That factor alone makes some of these bachelors a real catch. But that’s not all. Energy-wise, they’re practically limitless. I mean, you might never leave the bedroom.
Others are large-and-in-charge, with the potential to take care of a partner’s every need, from changing the oil in your car, running errands when you’re sick, to protecting you against muggers (and also alien invaders!).
Therefore, I thought it important to point out a few robot and android bachelors that are waiting for the right woman/android/partner to come along. Specifically, a very special someone who can appreciate all that these mechanical beings can do and be.
There are lots of terrific robots and androids in science fiction, but a few in particular stand out head and shoulders (or rivets and antennae) above the rest. Here are 10 that deserve their own Happily Ever After:
1) Data – What’s not to love about Data? Poems about his cat, long discussions about the creation of far-flung nebulae, Sinatra-style crooning…the list goes on. You might want to steer clear of meeting his “brother” Lore, but other than that, a night out with him would be smooth sailing.
2) Roy Batty – He’s seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. The one decent episode of FULL HOUSE, which was never broadcast. You could catch up on these things—along with his take on the recently announced Ridley Scott prequel. Act fast or before all of those moments are lost in time, like tears in rain.
3) Robot B-9 from LOST IN SPACE – Hmm, “The Robot” or Robby from FORBIDDEN PLANET? Well, I don’t know if you’ve heard, but industry scuttlebutt has it that Robby has developed a bit of an attitude over the years. To wit: He demands imported bottles of oil, no free autographs, etc. And whatever you do, don’t mention the time he was slumming it in a Charmin commercial (he blames that on his agent at the time, who subsequently had an accident by “falling into the sun.”)
Hmmm. Nope, Robot it is.
4) The Iron Giant – Tetsujin 28 (aka Gigantor) or the Iron Giant? Let’s go with Mr. Big G. First off, he’s not a gun. He’s a peace lover. He’s good with kids. He likes Superman. Okay, so he’s not the richest metal guy around (his film didn’t exactly set the box office on fire), but he’s got a lot of heart.
6) The Terminator (T-800 model) – Not the earlier model, and not the latter one either (please). Nope, this is the guy you want by your side when you’re out and the waiter refuses to check in on you (Gatling gun time!). He also has a nice smile. Sorta. When he tries. Well, maybe. (Hey, you’ll get great service at restaurants!)
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9) Gort – Gort doesn’t say much, which gives you the opportunity to unwind and tell him how your day has gone. He won’t interrupt. And if things get a little out of hand, the safety words are pretty easy to remember: "Klaatu barada nikto." Translation: "Cut that crap out!" (Word to the wise, don’t bring up his CG descendant; those two are definitely on the outs.)
10) And finally, Android, the Android mascot – He’s gone green. Literally. He’s loaded (over 250,000 apps and counting). He likes sweets (éclairs, frozen yogurt, gingerbread, etc.). And, he’s rich—like “let’s go buy a small country” rich. (Just don’t bring him home to your iPad loving family.) Sure he's not in a film, yet. But he could finance one. Close enough for me!
So who's your favorite that didn't make the list?
Joyfully yours,
Heather